Alright, let’s talk about this fettuccini stuff, or whatever you call it. My grandkid showed me this thing on the computer, said I gotta write somethin’ about it. Don’t know why, but here we go. So, fettuccini, sounds fancy, right? It’s just noodles, folks, long, flat noodles. Like, if you took a regular noodle and …
Okay, I got it. I’ll write an article about “Sausage Patties in Air Fryer” like a plain-spoken old woman, keeping it SEO-friendly and easy to understand. Here we go: [Body] Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about makin’ them sausage patties in that there newfangled air fryer thingamajig. My grandbaby got me one, and …
Alright, let’s gab about these green olives, you know, the little green things you see in jars at the store. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve been eatin’ these things for donkey’s years, so I reckon I know a thing or two. First off, don’t go thinkin’ one olive is way better …
[Body] Alright, let me tell ya ’bout them onion french fries, or whatever them fancy folks call ’em. I ain’t no chef, mind you, just a plain ol’ cook, but I know what tastes good. First off, you gotta get yourself some onions. Not them fancy red ones, just plain ol’ yellow onions, the kind …
Alright, let’s talk about this baked cottage cheese thing. I ain’t no fancy chef, ya know? Just a regular person who likes to eat good food. And this stuff, well, it’s pretty darn good, and it’s easy to make, even for an old gal like me. So, what is it? It’s like, um, cheese, but …
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… pickled bologna thing. I ain’t never heard of such a thing ‘til just now, but it sounds kinda… interesting, I guess. Like somethin’ you’d make if you had a whole lotta bologna and not much else to do. So, from what I gather, this pickled bologna ain’t nothin’ …
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this slumgullion stuff. I ain’t no fancy cook, mind you, but I know good eatin’ when I taste it. And slumgullion? Well, it’s just plain good eatin’. First off, what in the heck is it? Some folks call it American Goulash, some say American Chop Suey. Sounds fancy, but it …
Alright, let’s talk about this “blue motorcycle” drink, ya know? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ too complicated, I tell ya. What’s in this here blue motorcycle thing, anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s got a whole lotta booze in it. Like, vodka, that Russian stuff, tequila, the Mexican firewater, rum, the pirate’s drink, …
Alright, let’s talk about this here peach schnapps stuff. I ain’t no fancy bartender, ya hear? Just a regular person who likes a little somethin’ sweet now and then. And this peach schnapps, well, it’s pretty darn sweet, I tell ya. First off, what the heck is it? Sounds all fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ …
Alright, let’s talk about cooking with them oats and sunflower seeds. You know, the things them fancy folks put in their healthy foods? Well, I’ve been messing around with them for a while now, and I gotta say, they ain’t half bad. Even us old folks can get some good eatin’ out of ’em. First …