You wanna know how to make that Oreo Frappe thingy, right? Well, I tell ya, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just a bunch of stuff throwed in a blender. My grandkids, they love this stuff. Always begging for it. “Grandma, make us that Oreo drink!” they say. And who am I to say no to my little sweeties?
First thing you gotta have is them Oreo cookies. You know, the black and white ones? The ones that stick to your teeth? Yeah, those. You gonna need a whole bunch of ’em. Crush ’em up real good. Like, smash ’em to smithereens.
- Oreos, lots of ’em
- Ice, gotta have ice
- Milk, any kind will do
- Sugar, ’cause it ain’t sweet enough
- Coffee, if you like that bitter stuff
Then you gotta have some ice. Lots and lots of ice. Makes it all cold and slushy. Like that frozen stuff you get at the gas station. Yeah, kinda like that, but way better, ’cause it’s got Oreos in it.
Then you need some milk. Any kind will do. Whole milk, skim milk, don’t matter. Just pour some in there. Don’t be shy. More milk, more creamy. And we all like creamy, don’t we?
And sugar! Gotta have sugar. ‘Cause them Oreos ain’t sweet enough on their own. Nope. Need that extra sweetness. Just dump a whole bunch in there. Don’t worry ’bout your teeth. Just enjoy the sweetness.
Now, some folks like to put coffee in their Oreo Frappe. I don’t. Coffee is bitter. But if you like that bitter stuff, go ahead. Brew up some strong coffee and pour it in. Just a little, though. Don’t want it to taste like dirt.
This Oreo Frappe recipe, oh, it is so easy. Even I can do it, and I can barely work that newfangled phone my son got me. So you put all that stuff in the blender. The crushed-up Oreos, the ice, the milk, the sugar, and the coffee if you want it. Then you turn that thing on and let it whirl around. Makes a whole lot of noise, that blender. Sounds like a tractor starting up.
Blend it up real good until it’s all smooth and creamy. Like a milkshake. But better, ’cause, you know, Oreos. Then you pour it in a big ol’ glass. And if you wanna be fancy, you can put some whipped cream on top. And maybe some more crushed-up Oreos. ‘Cause you can never have enough Oreos, I always say.
Some fancy folks might use that cream stuff that comes in a can. Spray it right on top. Looks all pretty and stuff. Me, I just use what I got. Sometimes it is Cool Whip, sometimes nothing. Doesn’t matter to those grandkids of mine, they slurp it down just the same.
And that’s it. That’s how you make an Oreo Frappe. Easy peasy. Now go on and make yourself one. You deserve it. It is good for a hot day, that is for sure. Cools you right down. And it is good for the soul, too, I reckon. Something sweet like that just makes you feel good, ya know? Makes you forget about all your troubles.
I remember one time, my granddaughter, she was having a bad day. Crying and carrying on. So I made her one of these Oreo Frappes. She took one sip, and her eyes lit up. Stopped crying right away. “This is the best thing ever, Grandma!” she said. And you know what? She was right. It is the best thing ever. Especially when you made it yourself.
So, there you have it, my recipe for Oreo Frappe. Now, don’t be scared of that blender. Just toss everything in there and let ‘er rip. You will be sipping on that sweet, creamy, Oreo goodness in no time. You will be the most popular person in your house, that is guaranteed. Especially if you got little ones running around. Or big ones, like my son. He loves this stuff, too.
You can even add some other stuff if you’re feeling adventurous. Chocolate syrup, maybe? Or some of those little chocolate chips. My youngest grandson, he likes to put sprinkles on his. Rainbow sprinkles. Makes it look all colorful and fun. Kids, they love that kind of thing. This Oreo Frappe thing is going to be a hit, I tell you. I have seen it with my own two eyes. Kids love it. Adults love it. Even the dog next door tries to get a lick when I am not looking.
Just remember the most important ingredient is the Oreos. Gotta have those Oreos. It is not the same without them. It is like a cake without the frosting, or like the sky without the stars. You just gotta have ’em. So go on now, get yourself some Oreos and make yourself one of these frappe things. You won’t regret it. I promise you that. It is just that simple and good. And you will feel like a kid again, slurping it down on a hot summer day.
I seen them selling these at that McDonald’s place. But why buy it when you can make it? Cheaper, too. And you can put as many Oreos as you want. They skimp on the Oreos at that place, I tell ya. Not enough Oreos for my liking. When I make it, I put a whole bunch in. That is the secret. More Oreos, more better. You just remember that. More Oreos, more better.